Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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