real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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