come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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