did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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