she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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