Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
This is classic penis vs brain.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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