its not stalking. its research.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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