Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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