in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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