He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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