Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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