is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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