Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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