where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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