And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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