I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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