This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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