If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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