rhymes with "ouble enetration"
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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