Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
BRING THE BAGELS
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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