So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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