yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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