everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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