let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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