he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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