dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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