Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Still dying that you shit outside
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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