I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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