Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
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