in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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