yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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