I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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