I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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