he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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