this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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