it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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