Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
