It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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