Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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