Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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