Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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