people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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