she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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