We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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