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(630): View more from Illinois

My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!

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(434): View more from Virginia

u cheatin on me?

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if i did i would try to upgrade babe.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone

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(314): View more from Missouri

Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?

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No. It just means your good at giving head.

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(248): View more from Michigan

How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.

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(512): View more from Texas

I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate

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(562): View more from California

I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?

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