check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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