ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
