I got her a Nickelback box set.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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