Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
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