I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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